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“The Artificial Hymen Kit is exactly what it sounds like: Sealed in silver packages and nestled in a bed of pink satin in a small wooden box, the kit contains two prosthetic membranes”
“Red Medical Food Dye (the official term for blood) is smeared everywhere: his genitals, my genitals, the towel”
“Now I have to check your hymen: the shocking persistence of virginity tests”
“Artificial Hymen Kits Available For Those Who Literally Want To Feel Like A Virgin Touched For The Very First Time”